Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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