That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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