Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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