I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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