did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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