I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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