The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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