I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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