I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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