You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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