sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
We are two peas in an std pod
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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