So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
please don't ironically join a cult
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