IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
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