Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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