The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
i came on her dog
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Randomize
