I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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