u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Shame - the story of my life.
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