Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I wish you could order shots online.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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