yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
When are your genitals available?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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