New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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