Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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