kristin has been a bad kristin
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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