He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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