Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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