i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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