yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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