I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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