A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
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