And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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