I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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