Where are you?
In a non slutty way
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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