I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
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