Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I have post one night stand depression
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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