My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
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