This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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