doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
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