Your dad touched me again.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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