oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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