He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Vodka?
Forever.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Randomize
