You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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