Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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