i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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