I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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