Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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