Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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