I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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