Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
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