Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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