Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Don't EVER smell your tampon
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
