they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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