If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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