come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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